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| Funny Delay Reasons 26/04/2013 at 19:01 #44035 | |
Temple Meads
307 posts |
I'm sure this has been done to death in the past, but this really tickled me: Maybe a stowaway from a service yesterday evening? 
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| Funny Delay Reasons 26/04/2013 at 20:39 #44047 | |
jwsetford
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if something like this happens try changing the stop type to a through line stop josh Also if thaat point was right, the cleaners arent doing a good job 
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| Funny Delay Reasons 20/01/2015 at 03:44 #68136 | |
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meeko
33 posts |
On day 2 of the KX 4-day timetable, I got what may be a record long toilet break: call received at 34:47, expected departure 36:05, that's nearly an hour and 20 minutes! I think the driver should lay off the curries for a bit... 
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| Funny Delay Reasons 20/01/2015 at 09:15 #68147 | |
KymriskaDraken
963 posts |
" said:On day 2 of the KX 4-day timetable, I got what may be a record long toilet break: call received at 34:47, expected departure 36:05, that's nearly an hour and 20 minutes! I think the driver should lay off the curries for a bit... ;)That's just taking the p<NO CARRIER> Kev Log in to reply |
| Funny Delay Reasons 21/01/2015 at 12:22 #68218 | |
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delticfan
476 posts |
Just had an interesting one on Pboro, ECS from carriage sdgs to N DF Rev. 15 min delay due to assistance being given to passenger. Hopefully not after being over-carried from previous night's service.  Mal. Log in to reply |
| Funny Delay Reasons 21/01/2015 at 17:23 #68231 | |
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Colourlight
117 posts |
Don,t laugh, it could happen! We had some ex Gatwick express coaches stored in March Up Yard (for the so called Bramley Line) and we found a load of East Europeans using them as unoffcial lodgings. So whist it seems stange it is possible.
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| Funny Delay Reasons 21/01/2015 at 18:46 #68233 | |
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Jersey_Mike
250 posts |
The funniest delay I have seen was on an Amtrak delay report stating that a train was delayed for 12 minutes so that a troop of Boy Scouts could get off at some rural station in Kentucky. I am not sure what the term for this is, but on Amtrak's Harrisburg line, which still is partly controlled by interlocking towers, the train crews and block operators have a special form of delay that is used to cover up for either signaling mistakes or train handling mistakes. The Exton, PA station had a "mini-high" platform for disabled passengers and if such a passenger needs to use this platform it takes extra time to spot the train and deploy a metal plate to bridge the gap between the train and the platform. This process can cause a delay so if either the crew or a signaler screws to they will agree on the radio that there was an X minute delay due to a "Handicapped At Exton", thus preventing any points being deducted from their scores. Last edited: 21/01/2015 at 18:52 by Jersey_Mike Log in to reply |
| Funny Delay Reasons 21/01/2015 at 21:48 #68248 | |
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GW43125
495 posts |
A train leaving Wimbledon depot the other day and reversing at the shunt signal (can't remember the number) claimed to be delayed due to Disruptive passengers! Or the 455s delayed at Berrylands by a dodgy food trolley...
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| Funny Delay Reasons 29/11/2015 at 13:55 #78231 | |
jc92
3631 posts |
Found this on 9gag. Overweight passeneger causes delay ;)
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| Funny Delay Reasons 29/11/2015 at 14:18 #78232 | |
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JamesN
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" said:Found this on 9gag. Overweight passeneger causes delay ;)[pedant] The message is "Unusually Large Passenger Flow" - it just doesn't fit on the NTI all at once. [/pedant] Log in to reply |
| Funny Delay Reasons 29/11/2015 at 16:19 #78234 | |
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Trainfan344
262 posts |
" said:" said:Is that a flow of Unusually Large Passengers or a Unusually Large flow of Passengers?Found this on 9gag. Overweight passeneger causes delay ;)[pedant] Log in to reply |
| Funny Delay Reasons 29/11/2015 at 19:06 #78236 | |
Peter Bennet
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" said:" said:It's not quite so funny now.Found this on 9gag. Overweight passeneger causes delay ;)[pedant]  Peter I identify as half man half biscuit - crumbs! Log in to reply The following user said thank you: 320322 |
| Funny Delay Reasons 30/11/2015 at 08:23 #78241 | |
andyb0607
260 posts |
On NLL sim, a long time ago, had "wrong kind of food trolley" on an LU train at Richmond!
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| Funny Delay Reasons 30/11/2015 at 16:28 #78244 | |
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John 23
173 posts |
On the Exeter sim, not so very long ago, I had a train held at the EXD South reversal point with "wrong sort of food trolley"...
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| Funny Delay Reasons 30/11/2015 at 22:41 #78253 | |
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bill_gensheet
1318 posts |
There was a 'trains delayed due to inflatable hamburger on the line', Newport South Wales on a windy day. There's a Burger King across the road.
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| Funny Delay Reasons 01/12/2015 at 09:34 #78257 | |
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kbarber
1712 posts |
During the 1987 hurricane, the Liverpool Street Control log included the lines 'Cockle sheds on the line at Leigh on Sea', then an hour or so later, 'Boats on the line at Leigh on Sea'.
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| Funny Delay Reasons 17/12/2015 at 21:43 #78873 | |
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Trainfan344
262 posts |
On Exeter sim, Train comes out of Exeter West Yard to South reversal point to Exeter St. Davids p6. Phone rings while it's at the reversal point "Train delayed to do driver needing a toilet break". Raises the question of why didn't they go before they got in the train or wait until they got to Exeter St Davids! Blooming drivers.
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| Funny Delay Reasons 18/12/2015 at 11:25 #78885 | |
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kbarber
1712 posts |
" said:On Exeter sim, Train comes out of Exeter West Yard to South reversal point to Exeter St. Davids p6. Phone rings while it's at the reversal point "Train delayed to do driver needing a toilet break". Raises the question of why didn't they go before they got in the train or wait until they got to Exeter St Davids! Blooming drivers. Perhaps he hadn't got to the third hour of his shift?
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| Funny Delay Reasons 18/12/2015 at 14:48 #78894 | |
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TimTamToe
656 posts |
Still waiting for "cold tea, awaiting a fresh brew" to crop up :whistle:
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